It really works

Comic from xkcd. Brilliant

Finally got Skype to stop quoting my conversations

For many years i used MSN Messenger for instant messages. And with it i have tried alot of the alternative programs that connected with the MSN protocol, like Kopete, Pidgin and aMSN. Microsofts client was always full of ads and banners and retarded popup's. Along with unwanted features like nudges that made the whole screen vibrate and was particulary annoying if you had friends running any of the competing clients that had a reduced nudge-delay allowing them to spam your computer with shaky windows and twelve dosin doorbells going off.

All the competing clients worked well, had added functionality and no ads. But none of them ever got the emoticons right And while that's not a big deal for me now, it was very important when i was 13 and ended every line with a corresponding facial expression. Kopete had such bad smileys for a while that i got unsure about my friends actual attitude in the conversation. Like, "is he really smiling, or is that sarcasm. Shit that smiley lookin like John fuckin waterhead Kerry".

Microsoft then introduced Windows Live Messenger. A great example of shitty software.
First off all, the program it self was just a rebranded MSN Messenger. No added/fixed nothing.
New commercials now using Flash instead of gifs providing another 50mb of wasted RAM.
The installer was a new Windows Live installer. Wich was a great improvement. This way you would get 5 pieces of rubbish with every install, and shitty toolbars and bookmarks with your shitty Messenger.
The new installer also featured the ability to waste upward of 10 minutes on the install process, even with quad core computers. The installer also managed to rise to a size just shy of 120mb. Amazing, simply amazing.

I quote some random dude:

"Anyway, went to install this Windows Live messenger thing on there and it took absolutely AGES to install, and by the way I mean ages, nearly half an hour in fact it was so slow"

To compare, the latest version of pidgin is 9.1mb, supports 14 other protocols and installs in about the same time is takes to sneeze.

So as a last "fuck you" from Microsoft they terminated the entire Live Messenger and bought Skype as a replacement so they could ruin that as well.

Now i never really used Skype in the past, but i do now, and yes. It does kinda suck.

But now to the point of all this:
As i frequently discuss code with people on Skype i have been really annoyed by Skype's shitty attitude towards me copying text from my messages. Skype obviously thinks im a real journalist, and not just a dipshit blogger, and therefore types up the text as a quote like: "08:30 Sunday: Dick says: #1c3923 " when im really only after the color green.
I have been going on rants about this for weeks, thoroughly giving this software the finger, but then...
Turns out, it is possible to change this

Fuck i feel stupid.

Surgon simulator 2013

Just recently tried out this game. It's available from Steam for download.
This is not a good game, but an amazing joke!

Experience the thrill of doing doubble kidney transplants and heart transplants while in the back of a speeding ambulance!

Create .ico icons easy

In my last post a presented some work i did, and there is one thing i thaught i would shed a bit of light on, and that is icons.
I used mspaint to create my graphix this time, i'm a fan of Photoshop but for creating a simple icon like mine paint is a ok enough. And of course, Photoshop cost at least an arm and a leg, meaning less money for keg.

However, mspaint cannot simply save your image as a .ico file. And no, you cannot simply rename your .jpeg's either.

But there is a web service for just this, and it's free. It's http://convertico.com/ I have used it alot, and it's just great. And again.. FREE.
So, just save your file as .png and slam those .png's onto the webpage. And it will return you your .ico file within seconds, simple as that.

cAlarm

I just finished a project of mine. I ended up calling it cAlarm. It's and alarm clock capable of multiple alarms with repeat function for specific days of the week. When an alarm goes off it plays off a playlist of media files using winmm.dll, meaning it plays the media file as the form, but using whatever codecs you have on your system.

cAlarm implements a method for copying the files in a playlist to a folder. A feature i use all the time for copying music from my playlist in foobar2000 over to the USB drive i use in my car stereo. Foobar2000 is a great musicplayer btw.

The project also contains an example of serialization. Serialization is a way to save objects to files, and i have found it to be very useful and easy to implement. Im using it to save the list of alarms to a file, so the user can exit the program without loosing his alarms.

I have also tinkered around with some simple design features, like making a new-random color button that changes the layout's color to a random new one. Making all the forms have the same color when opened was something i didnt even consider untill now. Took abit of typing to get that integrated as well.

Tray icon is also in place. Alot more code than you would imagine.

So im putting this project up here so people can read the code, use the program, copy code, whatever really.

I still find faults and minor bug's every ten minutes i use this app, so what i upload here will probably be changed again in a few days and so on. The code is also rather sparse on comments at the moment, i might also fix that.

You can download the entire projectfolder as a .zip from this link.

Controlling your Android phone through USB

There is an Android debugging tool called ADB that among other things lets you emulate keystrokes on your phone. For this to work your phone needs to be connected to your pc via USB, with your phone set to USB debugging mode:

Settings -> Developer options -> USB debugging -> On

You will also need to install drivers for your phone, in the case you (like me) have an HTC phone, you will need to install HTC Sync to get the driver.

ADB tools is part of the Android ADT bundle for windows or you can download it as a .zip file from my Google Drive here.

ADB is a command line program, so you'll run it through cmd.
An example:
adb shell input keyevent 66 - Will emulate pressing the enter-key

Now if you combine this with the ability to start intents (like the sms-dialog) you can make some useful scripts that you can automate in a regular .bat file.

adb shell am start -a android.intent.action.SENDTO -d sms: PHONENUMBER --es sms_body MESSAGE --ez exit_on_sent true  - This will open the sms-dialog, just swap insert a phonenumber and message.

And if you follow that by keyevent 22 (pad right to select the "send" button) and keyevent 66 (pressing enter to actually send the message) you now have the ability to send sms messages from you computer.
I do admit this is a rather flaky experience, since selecting the right button using predetermined keystrokes might fail on runtime if you for example have an app open on you phone when the script is executed. Or if your phone enters sleep and the screen locks before running the script.
But atleast it looks abit cool/scary seeing you phone type stuff without you touching it.

This is the full list of keyevents :
0 --> "KEYCODE_UNKNOWN"
1 --> "KEYCODE_MENU"
2 --> "KEYCODE_SOFT_RIGHT"
3 --> "KEYCODE_HOME"
4 --> "KEYCODE_BACK"
5 --> "KEYCODE_CALL"
6 --> "KEYCODE_ENDCALL"
7 --> "KEYCODE_0"
8 --> "KEYCODE_1"
9 --> "KEYCODE_2"
10 --> "KEYCODE_3"
11 --> "KEYCODE_4"
12 --> "KEYCODE_5"
13 --> "KEYCODE_6"
14 --> "KEYCODE_7"
15 --> "KEYCODE_8"
16 --> "KEYCODE_9"
17 --> "KEYCODE_STAR"
18 --> "KEYCODE_POUND"
19 --> "KEYCODE_DPAD_UP"
20 --> "KEYCODE_DPAD_DOWN"
21 --> "KEYCODE_DPAD_LEFT"
22 --> "KEYCODE_DPAD_RIGHT"
23 --> "KEYCODE_DPAD_CENTER"
24 --> "KEYCODE_VOLUME_UP"
25 --> "KEYCODE_VOLUME_DOWN"
26 --> "KEYCODE_POWER"
27 --> "KEYCODE_CAMERA"
28 --> "KEYCODE_CLEAR"
29 --> "KEYCODE_A"
30 --> "KEYCODE_B"
31 --> "KEYCODE_C"
32 --> "KEYCODE_D"
33 --> "KEYCODE_E"
34 --> "KEYCODE_F"
35 --> "KEYCODE_G"
36 --> "KEYCODE_H"
37 --> "KEYCODE_I"
38 --> "KEYCODE_J"
39 --> "KEYCODE_K"
40 --> "KEYCODE_L"
41 --> "KEYCODE_M"
42 --> "KEYCODE_N"
43 --> "KEYCODE_O"
44 --> "KEYCODE_P"
45 --> "KEYCODE_Q"
46 --> "KEYCODE_R"
47 --> "KEYCODE_S"
48 --> "KEYCODE_T"
49 --> "KEYCODE_U"
50 --> "KEYCODE_V"
51 --> "KEYCODE_W"
52 --> "KEYCODE_X"
53 --> "KEYCODE_Y"
54 --> "KEYCODE_Z"
55 --> "KEYCODE_COMMA"
56 --> "KEYCODE_PERIOD"
57 --> "KEYCODE_ALT_LEFT"
58 --> "KEYCODE_ALT_RIGHT"
59 --> "KEYCODE_SHIFT_LEFT"
60 --> "KEYCODE_SHIFT_RIGHT"
61 --> "KEYCODE_TAB"
62 --> "KEYCODE_SPACE"
63 --> "KEYCODE_SYM"
64 --> "KEYCODE_EXPLORER"
65 --> "KEYCODE_ENVELOPE"
66 --> "KEYCODE_ENTER"
67 --> "KEYCODE_DEL"
68 --> "KEYCODE_GRAVE"
69 --> "KEYCODE_MINUS"
70 --> "KEYCODE_EQUALS"
71 --> "KEYCODE_LEFT_BRACKET"
72 --> "KEYCODE_RIGHT_BRACKET"
73 --> "KEYCODE_BACKSLASH"
74 --> "KEYCODE_SEMICOLON"
75 --> "KEYCODE_APOSTROPHE"
76 --> "KEYCODE_SLASH"
77 --> "KEYCODE_AT"
78 --> "KEYCODE_NUM"
79 --> "KEYCODE_HEADSETHOOK"
80 --> "KEYCODE_FOCUS"
81 --> "KEYCODE_PLUS"
82 --> "KEYCODE_MENU"
83 --> "KEYCODE_NOTIFICATION"
84 --> "KEYCODE_SEARCH"
85 --> "TAG_LAST_KEYCODE"

Linux is so intuitive!

Messing about with my linux desktop, i find myself googling the same stuff over and over again. Like, "how to install .deb files" my linux box is also my mediacenter making SSH my only keyboard-friendly interface.

Im here just dumping some commands, as a dictionary for myself mostly, and for others who might tend to google these things too:

install .deb package: (dpkg much more intuitive word than "install")
    sudo dpkg -i package.deb

remove file:
    rm "filename"

remove directory:
    rmdir "dirname"

remove directory with files in it (whyyyy so retarded?)
    rm -rf "dirname"

navigate to folder:
    cd "folder"

navigate back:
    cd ..

unzip tarballs: (i'm so glad it's not the same command for every extention)
        (zxf is so easy to remember. unzip would make no sense at all)
    tar zxf file.tar.gz
     tar zxf file.tgz
     tar jxf file.tar.bz2
     tar jxf file.tbz2

edit user permissions (and also lock yourself out of your system):
    sudo visudo

add something to startup:
    sudo nano /etc/rc.local
    (then add your command to the file before "exit 0")

Well, atleast there is no long hexadecimal error codes like in windows: